our cat

i arrived at max planck this morning to find this gem from p in my inbox.

Subject: our cat

when i was at melissa's party (which was really nice, btw) for seven hours, our cat: 1. stole a sizeable bread roll in a bag from the kitchen countertop, carried it up the stairs and into sudi's room, tore a hole in the bag, seemingly pulverized the bread, and ate half; and 2. pissed in a plant pot! what a fucking monster!!